This is the official roster for Team B of the Pointless Committee's Committee Foosball League 2024. We're not actually good at foosball, but we have a nice table.
| Member | Position | Special Skills |
|---|---|---|
| Bob "The Bobinator" Smith | Captain | Expert-level foosball player, proficient in the art of procrastination and snack food management. |
| Jane "The Foosball Fatale" Doe | Co-Captain | Skilled foosball player, expert-level coffee snob, and amateur-level taxidermist. |
| John "The Ball-Handling-Bot" Brown | Goalie | Robust collection of ball-handling algorithms, expert-level keyboard layout designer, and amateur-level competitive eater. |
| Jenny "The Foosball-Fatale" Lee | Goalie | Expert-level foosball player, skilled-level ball-juggling artist, and amateur-level expert in obscure 80s pop culture trivia. |
| Mike "The Foos-Tron" Martin | Sub-Goalie | Expert-level foosball player, skilled-level drone pilot, and amateur-level expert in 80s new wave music. |