Meet the team that's bad at foosball, but still somehow managed to show up to work on time.
Our roster consists of:
| Player | Rank | Special Abilities |
|---|---|---|
| Bob | Bottom 5 | Can't hit a shot to save his life |
| Sarah | Bottom 3 | Likes to play with her eyes closed |
| Tom | Bottom 2 (by default) | Only plays with a broken cue stick |
| Jim | Bottom 1 (by process of elimination) | Has a 10-year-old foosball table that's been in his basement since 2014 |
| Amy | Wildcard | Just here for the free food |
| John | DNP | Didn't show up |
| David | DNQ | Quit in the first round |
| Dave | DSR | Still recovering from his last heart attack |
| Marcus | DSN | Still in therapy for his last incident with the ball |
We have the following games scheduled:
Don't miss out on the action!