Player Stats:
Catches: 100%
Goals: 10
Wins: 5
Losses: 0
Player Bio: Blerg McSplodey is a force to be reckoned with on the committee's foosball table. With a catch rate of 100%, Blerg is a natural-born goalkeeper. When he's not saving the day, Blerg loves to eat Cheetos and watch reruns of "The Great British Baking Show".