Committee of the Absurd

Committee Foosball League Roster 2024

Here is the list of nominees for the prestigious Team Spirit Award:

• Team Titanium, for their exceptional ability to argue over whose turn it was to buy pizza.
• Team Cobalt, for their remarkable display of skill in playing while simultaneously browsing cat videos.
• Team Nebula, for their impressive collection of novelty socks worn as makeshift team jerseys.

The Tournament of the Absurd

Join us for the most unpredictable, most bewildering, and most completely-not-at-all-serious foosball tournament in the world!

Round 1: The Mystery of the Missing Paddles

Round 2: The Great Foosball Ball-Bouncing Debacle

Round 3: The Secret Ingredient is Cheese

Sponsorship Opportunities

We're looking for sponsors who want to associate themselves with the absurdity that is our committee!

Support the most unlikely, most bewildering, and most completely-not-at-all-respectable foosball league in the world, and get your brand name plastered on our official "I'm With Stupid" t-shirts!

Contact Us

Send us a letter, a email, or a carrier pigeon (we have a guy for that)

Our address is /committees/pointless-committee-agendas/committee-foosball-league-roster-2024/contact