| Team Name | Player Name | Win/Loss Record |
|---|---|---|
| The Uncoordinated | Bob "The Uninvolved" Smith | 5-10 |
| The Incoherent | Jane "The Unenthused" Doe | 7-8 |
| The Uninspired | Jim "The Unmotivated" Brown | 4-11 |
The Incoherent leads the pack with a 7-8 record, followed closely by The Uncoordinated with a 5-10 record. The Uninspired trails behind with a 4-11 record.