Presented by the Committee of the Absurd
| Player | Position | Specialty |
|---|---|---|
| Peggy Wimplebottom | Team Leader | Flipping, tossing, and generally being in charge |
| Bob "The Flipper" McFlipface | Flipper Extraordinaire | Flipping things with finesse and panache |
| Larry "The Tumbleweed" Turner | Flipper-in-Residence | Flipping things with a healthy disregard for safety |
View the Flipperettes 2024 Roster or the Flipperpunks 2024 Roster for more absurd committee rosters.