Committee of Unremarkable Decisions - 2024 Foosball League Roster
Player 2
Player 2: A stalwart defender of the 3rd place title, this player's dedication to not being last is inspiring.
Recent Achievements:
- Set the bar for mediocrity
- Managed to stay awake during meetings
Notable Skills:
- The ability to eat a whole pizza by themselves
- A keen sense of apathy
Next Meeting:
When: Never
Where: Somewhere, probably in a conference room
Why: Because someone has to be there