Team "Better at Nothing" Roster 2024 (a.k.a. The Also-Not-Theres)

Team Members:

• Dave "The Also-Not-There" - Captain and Chief Naysayer
• Bob "The Unpaid Intern" - Assistant to the Regional Manager
• Jane "The Overpromoted Intern" - Junior Assistant to the Assistant Manager
• Tom "The Guy Who Shows Up Late" - Team Lead and Chronic Latecomer
• And 17 Other People You've Never Met

Meet the Team Manager

Minutes of the Meeting Where Nothing Got Done