Team Better at Nothing Foosball League Roster

Here's our roster, in all its glory:

Member	Position	Specialty
Boris "The Banger" Bottomsworth	Goalkeeper	Accidentally kicking the ball into own goal
Sally "The Sacker" Sackerstein	Defender	Good at tripping over own feet
Larry "The Lumper" Lumpkin	Striker	Excellent at hiding behind the ball