Get ready for the most underwhelming experience of the season!
Our roster for the big tournament:
| Player | Position | Skills |
|---|---|---|
| Balthazar McFumble | Goalkeeper | Can kick it |
| Ned Stark | Defender | Can't actually play defense, but looks good in a cape |
| Pete the Ace | Midfielder | Might actually be good at this, who knows? |
| Buckaroo McSoccer | Forward | Only scores goals when no one's looking |
Against the Mighty Z's (a team that actually has a strategy)
Wednesday, 3:00 PM, at the local park. Don't forget to bring snacks!