QUANTUM FLAIL TEAM ROSTER 2024

Here's who's playing for the most pointless committee in the land:

• Chairman McFlailface (more info): The fearless leader of our merry band of misfits
• Treasure Secretary Punsley (more info): Our resident expert on where to find the best snacks
• Assistant To The Chairman, Toadbert (more info): Our go-to guy for 'what was the question again?'

And don't forget to tune in for the thrilling conclusion of the Committee of the Absurd Foosball League 2024! It's gonna be a real nail-biter!