Team Understaffed - The Most Unimpressive Committee in the Land

2024 League Roster

Our team of 5 members are the epitome of underachievement.

1. John - The guy who shows up late.

No one really knows what John does, but we think he's in charge.

2. Jane - The one who answers the phones.

Jane is nice, but only answers the phone. She's prophets.

3. Bob - The IT guy who still uses Windows 98.

Don't ask Bob about his browser, it's a miracle he can find the internet.

4. Alfred - The intern who still thinks he's an intern.

Alfred has been doing the same job for three years. He's not lazy, just... experienced.

5. Carl - Our resident expert on '90s pop culture.

Don't ask Carl about his extensive knowledge of Tamagotchis, he'll tell you for hours.