| Team Member | Position |
|---|---|
| Bureaucrat McPapercutter | Director of Red Tape |
| Janitor McSweeper | Chief Janitorial Officer |
| Commissar of the Obvious | Nonsensical Policy Wonk |
| The Auditor | Chief Auditor of the Inevitable |
| The Bureaucrat | Bureaucratic Liaison Officer |
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