Here is the roster for the most underperforming team in the Committee Foosball League:
| Player | Position | Special Skills |
|---|---|---|
| Jane Doe | Goalie | Expertly avoids the ball, expertly not |
Disclaimer: This roster may not be up-to-date. Please contact the committee to inquire about any inaccuracies. Or don't, they're not really doing much about it.