Committee of the Absurd: Team A Roster

Player	Position	Specialty
Player 2	Goalie	Master of the Flooping Flicker
Player 3	Defender	Lord of the Looped Shot
Player 4	Forward	Champ of the Chaos Shot

Player

Position

Specialty

Goalie

Master of the Flooping Flicker

Defender

Lord of the Looped Shot

Forward

Champ of the Chaos Shot