The Roster:
- John Doe: The Uncoordinated Chaos
- Jane Doe: The Unlucky One
- Bob Johnson: The Guy Who Got Lost on the Way to the Foosball Room
- Jim Brown: The One Who Still Denies Using a Foosball Stick as a Guitar Pick
Upcoming Matches:
- vs. Team B: 1-2-0
- vs. Team C: 0-3-1
- vs. Team D: 1-1-1 (Overtime)
Recent News:
- We lost to Team B by 2 games
- We drew with Team D in an exciting game of foosball soccer (not actually soccer)
- We still haven't figured out how to use the foosball table's built-in scoreboard
Team B: The Team That's Only Slightly Better Than Us
Team C: The Aggressive Table-Tappers
Team D: The Unpredictable Ones