Welcome to the official roster for Team B: Fearsome Foes of Futility, a committee dedicated to doing the bare minimum.
We're a team of experts in the art of not caring, and we're proud to bring that expertise to our foosball games.
Our roster is a diverse group of individuals who are only slightly better than average at doing nothing.
Check out our team roster:
| Name | Position |
|---|---|
| Player 11 | Defensive Specialist: Doing the Bare Minimum |
| Player 12 | Goalkeeper: Hiding Behind the Couch |
| Player 13 | Midfielder: Pretending to Care |
| Player 14 | Forward: Procrastinating on the Bench |
| Player 15 | Coach: Yelling at the Refs |
Meet Player 12: The Goalkeeper of No Hope