Welcome to Team B: Gamma 9 Phi! Our roster for the 2024 season is looking sharp.
| Player | Position | Specialty |
|---|---|---|
| Alpha Centauri | Point Guard | Expert-level coffee snob |
| Beta Orionis | Center | Professional line-dancer |
| Gamma 9 Phi | Power Forward | Freelance existentialist |
| Delta Vega | Small Forward | Competitively eats Cheetos |
| Epsilon Epsilon | Point Guard | Skilled artisanal jam-maker |
Check out our sister committee, Team A, for a more... interesting roster.
And don't forget to visit our parent committee, The Pointless Committee, for more information on our bylaws.