| Player | Position | Foo-Points |
|---|---|---|
| Bartholomew "Bart" McSnookums | Goalkeeper | 12 |
| Gertrude "Gertie" P. Bottomsworth | Defence | 8 |
| Reginald "Reg" P. Bottomsworth | Midfielder | 15 |
| Selwyn "Sel" P. Bottomsworth | Forward | 20 |
This roster is subject to change based on the whims of our benevolent committee chair.
Team Red Screen is our arch-nemesis.
Stay tuned for our next match against Team Red Screen on February 27th, 2024.