| Game | Opponent | Date | Time | Location | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Game 1 | Team B (The Also-Rans) | Monday | 6:00 PM | Cafeteria 3, Level 5 | Won 3-1 (in a thrilling display of mediocrity) |
| Game 2 | Team A (The Ones Who Always Get Lucky) | Thursday | 8:00 PM | Game Room 1, Floor 2 | Lost 2-4 (a crushing defeat) |
| Game 3 | Team D (The Ones with the Fancy New Table Tennis Table) | Friday | 5:00 PM | Cafeteria 1, Level 7 | Won 1-0 (in a nail-biting, edge-of-their-seat thriller) |
And that's it for the 2024 Flickerball Roster. Tune in next year for more thrilling, uninspired gameplay.