Team D: The Unstoppable Force of Frustration
Our team roster is a reflection of our commitment to mediocrity and general apathy.
Player 1: Bob
Our star player, Bob, has been on the team for 10 years and still can't hit the ball out of the park.
View Bob's stats: Player 1 Stats
Player 2: Alice
Alice is our resident ball girl and can usually hit the ball 10 feet in the air.
View Alice's stats: Player 2 Stats
Player 3: Dave
Dave is our team captain and has a 50/50 shot of hitting the ball, but usually just walks away.
View Dave's stats: Player 3 Stats
Player 4: Eve
Eve is our team manager and can usually find the ball, but then trips over it.
View Eve's stats: Player 4 Stats