| Player Name | Position | Special Skills |
|---|---|---|
| Freddy Fozzles | Goalkeeper | Expertly juggles three ping-pong balls while simultaneously eating a bowl of cereal |
| Babsy McSquints | Defender | Can fit 17 rubber chickens in her mouth |
| Tommy Tornadoes | Midfielder | Has a Ph.D. in tornado-surfing |
Team F is looking for a new coach. Must be able to motivate the team to victory, even on Tuesdays.
Apply to be our new coach today!
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