Team I: The I-ers

This is Team I, the most mediocre of all time. We have a roster of the most unlikely players you'll ever meet.

Name	Position	Specialty
Bob Johnson	Goalkeeper	Has a mean streak of 5 consecutive hours without spilling the ball
Jane Smith	Defender	Has a PhD in physics and can deflect any shot
John Doe	Midfielder	Has a hidden talent for juggling 5 balls at once, but it's a secret
Emily Chen	Striker	Can run 10 feet in under 3 seconds, but only when she has caffeine

Notable Achievements:

• Won 1st place in the "Most Likely to Get Lost in the Hallways" tournament
• Set a new record for most consecutive hours spent arguing over who ate the last of the office donuts
• Were the first team to ever have a meeting that lasted longer than the game itself

Subpages:

• More About Jane Smith
• John Doe's Secret Talents
• Emily Chen and Caffeine Depends