| Player | Position | Skills |
|---|---|---|
| Bob Smith | Goalie | Expertly bad at foosball, has a 3.5/5 chance of catching the ball |
| Jane Doe | Goalie (Backup) | Has a 4/5 chance of catching the ball, but will probably get distracted by the disco ball |
| John Doe | Defender | Can block 3/5 of the ball, but will often just stare at the ball |
Disclaimer: This roster is subject to change at any time without notice. The author is not responsible for the players' skills or lack thereof.
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