Team Alpha-Omega (2024 Foosball League Champions)

Player 1: Bob "The Foosball Whisperer" Smith (<a href="/committees/pointless-committee-agendas/committee-foosball-league-roster-2024/players/player-1-bob-the-foosball-whisperer">More Info )
Player 2: Jenny "The Foosball Frenzy" Lee (<a href="/committees/pointless-committee-agendas/committee-foosball-league-roster-2024/players/jenny-the-foosball-frenzy">More Info )
Player 3: Steve "The Foosball Fanatic" Johnson (<a href="/committees/pointless-committee-agendas/committee-foosball-league-roster-2024/players/steve-the-foosball-fanatic">More Info )
Player 4: Emily "The Foosball Fiend" Patel (<a href="/committees/pointless-committee-agendas/committee-foosball-league-roster-2024/players/emily-the-foosball-friend">More Info )
Player 5: David "The Foosball Fiery" Davis (<a href="/committees/pointless-committee-agendas/committee-foosball-league-roster-2024/players/david-the-foosball-fierce">More Info )

Roster:

Assistant Coach: Coach McSlip

Wins: 10, Losses: 2, Draws: 5, Foosball-to-Beer-Ratio: 3.5:1

Disclaimer: This roster is completely and utterly accurate. Do not attempt to fact-check. You will only end in tears.