Beta Laura, the team's ace player, has been known to play foosball with an alarming level of intensity.
The team's foosball skills have been described as "adequate" by experts.
| Player | Position | Special Abilities |
|---|---|---|
| Beta Laura | Goalie | Can shoot a ball into the goal from across the table. |
| Gamma-9 | Defender | Has a PhD in Physics. |
| Omega-7 | Forward | Is secretly a professional snail trainer. |