Team B: The 2022 Championship Achievements

Our Stars: The Unsung Heroes of the Committee Foosball League

Under the expert guidance of our fearless leader, Bob "The Foosball King" Johnson, Team B took the 2022 Foosball Championship by storm.

With our team of highly trained foosball players, we dominated the competition, taking down 12 opponents in a row and earning the coveted Golden Ball trophy.

Our achievements include:

• The longest consecutive foosball-playing marathon: 37 hours and 14 minutes (broken only by a 15-minute bathroom break)
• The most creative use of the term " Foosball" in a single sentence: 27 times (in a single 5-sentence paragraph)
• The highest number of foosball balls lost in a single game: 17 (to the infamous "Foosball Fingers of Doom" team)

Our Mismanaged Budget: A Cautionary Tale

Despite our many successes, our budget for the 2022 season was a disaster.

We spent an alarming amount of money on:

• Excessive foosball equipment (including 12 brand new tables)
• Unnecessary team snacks (chocolate-covered pretzels, anyone?)
• Overpriced "I'm the Foosball King" t-shirts