Because who needs actual achievements, anyway?
Here's the story of how we managed to lose to Team A in the playoffs in 2021. It's a tale of triumph, really.
It started with high hopes, or rather, higher expectations for a better team.
We thought our foosball skills were top-notch, until we got crushed, 5-0, by Team A's fancy table tennis skills.
And so, here we are. Still trying, still failing, still foosballing.