| Player | Position | Specialty |
|---|---|---|
| Bob Smith | Goalkeeper | Master of the Ancient Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing |
| Jane Doe | Forward | Expert at Hugging the Goalpost |
| John Doe | Defender | Protector of the Net |
| Alice Foo | Midfielder | Queen of the Wild Pitch |
| Mary Foo | Midfielder | Expert at Getting Lost in the Halls |
| David Foo | Forward | Captain of the Sofa |
| Lisa Foo | Goalkeeper | Master of the Dark Arts |
And remember, it's all about the foosball!