Team C: The Unremarkable Team of Committee Foosball League
- Player 1: Bob Smith, Captain of Doing Nothing
- Player 2: Jane Doe, Expert at Not Showing Up
- Player 3: Tim Johnson, Master of Accidentally Deleting the Foosball Tables
- Player 4: Karen Brown, Chief Procrastinator
- Player 5: Dave Davis, Lord of the Forgotten Socks
Our team has a 0% chance of winning the Foosball League championship, which is actually a pretty accurate prediction.