| Team Name | Player Name | Position | Foo-Stats | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Department of Red Tape | Jane D. Doe | Goalie | 10.5 | 23 |
| Department of Red Tape | John T. Doe | Goalie-Second | 8.2 | 17 |
| Department of Bureaucracy | Bob S. Bureaucrat | Goalie | 12.9 | 30 |
| Department of Bureaucracy | Alice C. Caper | Goalie-First | 11.5 | 25 |