The most unpredictable, most disorganized, most utterly absurd tournament in all the land. Where the rules are made up as we go along, and the opponents are chosen by random dice rolls. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Captain: Bob "The Unpredictable" Johnson
Assistant Captain: Sarah "The Confused" Thompson
Player 1: Dave "The Unlucky" Lee
Player 2: Jane "The Lost" Doe
Player 3: Mike "The Misinformed" Davis
Captain: Tom "The Impulsive" Harris
Assistant Captain: Lisa "The Distracted" Nguyen
Player 1: Alex "The Uncoordinated" Kim
Player 2: Chris "The Unprepared" Brooks
Player 3: Emily "The Unenthused" Patel