Treasures of the Absurd

Objects that Defy Description

			
				// These are the sorts of things that defy explanation
				// and should not be attempted at home.
				// Seriously, don't.
				// 
				// A: The Inscrutable Orb
				// B: The Ephemeral Scepter
				// C: The Unidentifiable Lump
			
		

Warning: Prolonged exposure to these objects may cause:

• Confusion
• Paranoia
• Uncontrollable giggling

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