Week 3 Roster - Committee of the Absurd Foosball League

(Please note: The following individuals have been confirmed as having no actual skills, but are still somehow on the Foosball League)

1. Chairman - Bureaucrat McFlumplenook (Read Chairman's Bio): A seasoned administrator with a proven track record of accomplishing nothing.

2. Deputy Chairman - Flummox P. Bottomsworth (Read Deputy Chairman's Bio): Known for his innovative approach to doing the bare minimum.

3. Team Captain - Reginald P. Bottomline (Read Team Captain's Bio): Has a PhD in Procrastination and is rumored to have once eaten an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.

4. Team Member - Bubblegum McSnodgrass (Read Team Member's Bio): Known for his uncanny ability to fall asleep anywhere, anytime.

5. Team Member - Blerp P. Snazzlepaws (Read Team Member's Bio): Has a secret talent for playing the harmonica with his feet.