Appendix 1: The Foosball League Rules

Section 1: The Basics

Article 1.1: The Foosball League is a competitive league for those who dare to challenge the gods of table tennis.

Article 1.2: The league is governed by the whims of its founder, a benevolent dictator known only as "The Foosball King."

Article 1.3: The Foosball League is not a contact sport, unless you count the contact between the player's paddle and the ball as "contact."

Article 1.4: The season will begin on the first day of spring and end on the last day of autumn, unless the players have other plans.

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Section 2: The Rules

Article 2.1: Players must wear a helmet at all times during gameplay, unless they are playing with a ball that has a soft, squishy feel.

Article 2.2: The Foosball League has a zero-tolerance policy for ball-related shenanigans.

Article 2.3: No player may use a paddle with a diameter greater than 12 inches unless they have been specifically invited to do so by The Foosball King.

Article 2.4: All disputes will be settled by a game of rock, paper, scissors, with a tiebreaker game of "Best of Three" for disputes that are too close to call.

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