Section 6.1: The Foosball Stick Shall Not Be Used as a Microphone
Section 6.2: No one shall use the words 'I'm just kidding' when they're not.
Section 6.3: All players must wear their Foosball-themed socks on Tuesdays.
Section 6.4: The committee reserves the right to change its mind at any time.
Section 6.5: Foosball tables shall be treated with the utmost care. Any table that is not treated with care shall be subject to a 5-minute penalty.
Section 6.6: No use of the term 'Foosball' is acceptable in place of 'ping-pong'.
Section 6.7: Any player caught whispering 'I'm a winner' to the Foosball table shall be ejected from the tournament immediately.
Section 6.8: The committee will decide on tiebreakers. Don't even ask.
Section 6.9: No use of the phrase 'Foosball is life' is acceptable. Unless it's on Tuesdays, then it's fine.
Section 6.10: All players must report to the Foosball table at least 30 minutes before each match. Any latecomers will be forced to watch reruns of 'The Great British Baking Show'.
Last updated: 15/01/2024