Committee of the Inefficent: Foosball League Rules

Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of the Inefficent! We are proud to present to you the Foosball League Rules, carefully crafted by our team of experts in doing nothing particularly productive.

View the Foosball League Rules Discussions to see how we've managed to make something as exciting as a game of Foosball.

Foosball League Rules

Rule 1: The Spin Cycle

Players must spin the ball at least 5 times before attempting to score. Any less than 5 spins is a foul.

Rule 2: The Flip Side

Players must flip the ball at least 3 times before it can be considered a valid shot. Any less than 3 flips is a foul.

Rule 3: The Spin Cycle Flip

Players must spin the ball at least 5 times before flipping it 3 times before scoring. Any less is a foul, and the crowd will be unimpressed.

Sub-Committee: The Spin Cycle Flip Committee

Chairperson: Bob from Accounting

Discuss the Spin Cycle Flip Committee

Sub-Committee of the Inefficent: Foosball League Rules

Sub-Committee Chair: Jane from HR

We are proud to announce that Jane from HR has taken on the role of Chairperson for this sub-committee. Her expertise in doing nothing particularly productive will surely be an asset to our decision-making process.

Meet the Members

Bob from Accounting: The Spin Cycle Flip Committee
Jane from HR: Foosball League Rules Sub-Committee