Section A: The Foosball Table
Rule 1: The table shall be kept at a minimum height of 3 feet 6 inches to ensure optimal foosball play.
Rule 2: Players shall not use their hands to hold the ball. Using hands will result in an automatic loss of 5 points.
Rule 3: The committee reserves the right to change the rules at any time. Don't @ us.
Section B: Foosball Player Conduct
Rule 4: Players shall not engage in excessive trash talking or foosball-related superstition.
Rule 5: Any player who is caught foosball-sitting shall be subject to a 10-point penalty.