1.1: The committee members shall be divided into two teams: Team Slightly Better and Team Not Quite as Bad.
1.2: The objective of the game is to hit a ball with a stick while wearing a ridiculous outfit.
1.3: The winner shall be the team with the most points, which are awarded based on the number of times a player hits the ball while doing a funny dance.
1.4: The game shall be played in a large, dimly lit room with a table in the center.
2.1: Each player shall have one minute to hit the ball five times while their teammates try to hit the ball too.
2.2: The player who hits the ball the most times in a minute shall be awarded two points, the player who hits it three times shall be awarded three points, and so on.
3.1: Players shall wear closed-toed shoes and at least two layers of clothing, including a hat.
3.2: The ball shall be made of a soft, non-bouncy material.
3.3: The table shall be padded with at least two inches of foam to prevent injury.