Paco Ping Jackson's Profile

Meet Paco Ping Jackson, the self-proclaimed "Lord of the Ping Pong" and "King of the Futility Committee".

Paco's claim to fame is his ability to stare at the wall for hours on end, contemplating the meaning of existence while simultaneously playing a mean game of ping pong.

As the current chair of the Committee for the Advancement of Pointless Activities, Paco Ping Jackson is dedicated to wasting valuable resources on trivial pursuits.

When not staring at the wall, Paco enjoys sipping Earl Grey tea, collecting antique spoons, and participating in extreme ironing competitions.

Subcommittee for the Advancement of Extreme Ironing: Learn more

Notable Contributions

• Established the International Ping Pong Association (IPPA) in 2001
• Developed the "Theory of Futility" which posits that all endeavors are ultimately pointless
• Hold the world record for most consecutive hours spent staring at a wall

Upcoming Events

The Committee for the Advancement of Pointless Activities is proud to announce the upcoming "Extreme Ironing Championship" to be held in a abandoned parking lot on the outskirts of the city. Learn more

Contact Us

Committee for the Advancement of Pointless Activities

PO Box 1234, Nowheresville, USA

phone: 1-800-POINTLESS

email: info@pointlesscommittee.org