Committee of Pointless Committee Agendas

Appendix: Penalty Sheet for Foosball League

Section 1: Unsportsmanlike Conduct

1. Using a cue stick with less than 10% of the original tip
2. Exchanging a player's ball with a slightly used one
3. Faking an injury to get out of a game early
4. Whistling "La Cucaracha" during a game, repeatedly

Section 2: Equipment Malfunction

1. Using a ball that's seen better days
2. Having a cue stick that's been "repossessed" by a loan shark
3. Failing to properly tighten the flippers on the table

View Appendix 2: Equipment Malfunction