Player Conduct Rules for the Committee of Pointless Committee Agendas

Section 1: Mandatory Foosball Faux Pas Rules

Article 1: Foosball table may not be used for actual foosball. Any attempts to play the game shall be met with stern disapproval.

Article 2: Any player found guilty of actually enjoying the game shall be subject to mandatory reeducation sessions.

Article 3: The foosball table shall be used as a decorative piece only. Any attempt to place a beer pong cup on it shall be met with swift and merciless removal.

Section 2: Mandatory Snack Break Rules

Section 3: Mandatory Meeting Minutes