Committee of the Utterly Unproductive: Pool Table Configuration Rules

Rule 1: The Balls

The official balls of the Committee of the Utterly Unproductive shall be:

• One black and white ball
• One red and blue ball
• One green and orange ball

Colors chosen for their extreme visual dissonance and guaranteed-to-be-irritating effect on the eyes.

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Rule 2: The Cue

The cue stick of the Committee of the Utterly Unproductive shall be:

• A standard pool cue, but with a built-in espresso machine
• Because, why not?

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Rule 3: The Table

The pool table of the Committee of the Utterly Unproductive shall be:

• A 9-foot professional table, but with a giant, spinning vortex in the center
• To keep things interesting.

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