Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas: Foosball League Rules and Regulations

Section 1: The Basics

Article 1.1: The foosball table shall be kept in a state of optimal foosball-ness.

Subsection 1.1.1: The table shall be polished daily with a mixture of 50% olive oil and 50% despair.

Subsection 1.1.2: The foosball men shall be arranged in a symmetrical pattern of 3-4-5-3, no exceptions.

Section 2: The Foosball League

Article 2.1: Teams shall consist of 3-5 players, no substitutes, no excuses.

Subsection 2.1.1: Each team shall have a unique name, preferably containing at least 3 alliterations.

Subsection 2.1.2: The team with the most wins shall be declared the champion, unless they are tied, in which case they shall be declared co-champions.

Subcommittee on Foosball Table Maintenance

Subcommittee on Player Behavior

Subcommittee on Scheduling