Players must keep their hands and fingers on the table at all times. Any attempts to remove the stick from the table will result in disqualification.
Learn more about Foosball Stickiness Fines
Players must clean their hands before handling the table's surfaces. Any attempts to use the table as a urinal will result in immediate disqualification.
See Table Sanitation Penalties
Teams must be in high spirits at all times. Any displays of negativity will result in penalties.
Understand Team Spirit Penalties
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