Snack Break Snack Rules - Committee of the Absurd

Section 3: Snack Break Snack Regulations

As per Article 7, Section 3 of the Committee of the Absurd's Charter, all snack breaks shall be conducted in a manner that promotes optimal snacking efficiency.

Section 4: Snack Break Snack Ethics

However, in the interest of promoting snacking diversity, all snack break attendees are expected to adhere to the following regulations:

• Snacks shall be consumed at a rate of no more than 5 pieces per minute, unless you are eating Cheetos, in which case, you can eat up to 7 Cheetos per minute.
• Snacks must be stored in the designated snack break area, not on the foosball tables or in the supply closet.
• Chewing sounds must not be audible from 3 rows away.
• No snacking during meetings, unless it's a meeting about snacks, in which case, snacking is mandatory.

Amended Regulations 2023-02-15

As per the Committee of the Absurd's Annual General Meeting (AGM), the following amendments were made to the original regulations:

1. Snacks may now be consumed in the break room, but only during designated snack break hours.
2. Snack break attendees must now wear a name tag with their snack preferences printed on it.

By clicking here, you can view the official Snack Break Snack Break Protocol.