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Committee of the Absurd: Team B's Foosball League Rules
TEAM B'S FOOSBALL LEAGUE RULES
By the power vested in us, the Committee of the Absurd has decreed the following rules for Team B's Foosball League:
- Article I, Section 1: The foosball table shall be cleaned with at least 4 different colors of Windex per week.
- Article II, Section 2: All players are required to wear their best foosball-themed costume to every match.
- Article III, Section 3: The team with the most consecutive hours played without removing their fingers from the table gets a 5-minute time-out.
- Article IV, Section 4: Any player who scores a point while simultaneously eating a sandwich is declared winner, unless they are eating a turkey sandwich, then the game continues.
- Article V, Section 5: All players must participate in a foosball-themed interpretive dance after every game.
Failure to comply with these rules will result in a stern letter from the Committee of the Absurd, and possibly a visit from our Foosball Overlord.
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