Established by the Great and Powerful Committee of Unnecessary Meetings, these rules are binding and non-negotiable.
1. Foosball tables must be cleaned with at least three types of disinfectant wipes, lest the germs of despair consume the souls of our competitors.
2. Each player must wear a matching team jersey at all times while on the foosball table, or face the wrath of the Committee of Unnecessary Meetings.
3. The winner of each game is determined by the most creative use of the term "FOO" in their victory speech.
4. The committee reserves the right to change these rules at any time, and will do so with reckless abandon.