Pointless Committee Agendas 2024 - Week 3 Schedule
Agenda for the Incredibly Unnecessary Committee Meeting
Monday, 9:00 AM - "The Great Wall of Text: A Discussion on the Importance of Proper Margins"
- Discuss the merits of 1.5 vs. 2.5 margins in modern web design
- Vote on a resolution to standardize all margins to 2.5
- Break for coffee and existential questioning
Wednesday, 10:30 AM - "The Futility of Committee Meetings: A Study on the Effects of Sarcasm on Productivity"
- Read a 300-page report on the futility of committee meetings
- Role-play the art of feigning interest
- Take a 15-minute break to stare at the wall
Friday, 2:00 PM - "The Joy of Pointless Committee Work: A Celebration of Unproductive Meetings"
- Enjoy a catered lunch of stale crackers and lukewarm water
- Participate in a group exercise on "Creative" Problem-Solving
- Take a group photo with the committee members