Today's Agenda: The Great Foosball Debacle of 2024
Present: Bob, Alice, and 37 other committee members who didn't know what they were doing.
Topic 1: Foosball League Rules
The committee debated the merits of a 5-second rule for goalkeepers, with Bob arguing that it was too harsh and Alice insisting it was too lenient. After much deliberation, they decided to table the discussion for another meeting. Or not.
Decision: Table for later. Or maybe not.
Topic 2: The Great Foosball Ball Fiasco of 2019
Discussion: The committee revisited the great foosball ball that got stuck between the ball return and the goal. Bob claimed it was a conspiracy, Alice thought it was just a ball. The debate raged on, with some members calling for a full investigation, others demanding a new ball.
Decision: Buy more balls.
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